mukenope:

I: Let’s talk about this ‘no girlfriend’ rule. Is it a rule?

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

pikalukey:

When someone tells you not to touch them and you kinda just

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chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock